Dalrymple The Pleasure of Thinking

A Journey through the Sideways Leaps of Ideas
1. Auflage 2012
ISBN: 978-1-908096-53-1
Verlag: Gibson Square
Format: EPUB
Kopierschutz: 6 - ePub Watermark

E-Book, Englisch, 304 Seiten

What is the connection between God and East Sheen? How do you talk your way out of an Albanian jail? Why do dictators love to make comic books? How does a missed penalty-kick lead to a bloody war? Theodore Dalrymple, a psychiatrist who gives expert witness in murder cases, has a passion for sideways thinking. In The Pleasure of Thinking he takes us on a witty and erudite voyage along the hidden pathways that bring ideas together. At once light-hearted and enlightening, it is an amusing flight of the imagination in which we discover the happy accidents that befall those who remain endlessly curious.

Autoren/Hrsg.

Dalrymple, Theodore

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1

Suburban Son

My copy of Somerset Maugham’s first book, , has the small and neat inscription, ‘E.S. Labouchère’, in it. Labouchère is not a common name and I suppose – or rather I like to suppose – that E.S. was some relative of Henry, the liberal politician and journalist.

The latter, born to immense wealth, ran up debts to 6000 (equivalent today of perhaps 500,000) while a student at Cambridge. An idler and a gambler in his early life, his family got him accepted in the Foreign Office without his knowledge. Offered the Second Secretaryship at the embassy in Buenos Aires while he was playing roulette at Baden Baden at about the same time as Dostoyevsky, he replied that he would accept the job on one condition only: that he could fulfil his duties from Baden Baden.

Henry Labouchère owes such undying fame in literary history as he possesses to something uncharacteristic of him. Although a radical liberal in politics, anti-imperialist and favourably disposed to Irish nationalism, as well as unconventional in his private life, it was he, as a Liberal MP, who introduced and argued for the clause in the Criminal Justice Amendment Act of 1885 under which Oscar Wilde was prosecuted in the following decade.

What E.S. thought of all this I cannot say, of course. The copy of is a second, not a first edition, but published in the same year as the first, 1897, when Maugham was still a medical student. I came across it for sale for two pounds in a small bookshop run in what is now euphemistically called an inner city. (Frankness and plain speaking about things formerly taboo, it seems, is always accompanied by the erection of new taboos elsewhere.)

The shop was owned and run by a communist of the Enver Hoxha faction, a member of a small but select band of harmless fanatics. Albania was his Valhalla. He ran the shop half as a business and half as a missionary enterprise to the local population, whom he hoped to convert to the Albanian road to socialism. He had a technical vocabulary which was especially rich in terms of abuse, but not vulgar abuse.

For example, anyone associated with or supporting the Labour Party was ‘a Labourite.’ The scorn with which he managed to imbue this word, without however any excess of emphasis, was quite something to experience, and was a triumph of intonatory implication. He hated the Labourites (indeed anyone whose appellation ended in the suffix ‘ites,’ for example the Titoites and the Khrushchevites) much more than the Tories. The latter were good old-fashioned class enemies, whom one could respect or even pity in a way, for they were on the losing side of history, but the Labourites were class traitors, much worse than mere enemies. They confused the potentially revolutionary proletariat with ideas of reform, to say nothing of bread and circuses. The local council being in the control of the Labourites, he was always in dispute with it.

It was a matter of deep regret to him that it was a member of the relatively moneyed middle classes – in short, I – who was much his best customer. Indeed, as far as I could tell his stock scarcely varied – until, that is, it grew smaller by of my purchases.

The local population was not very literary in its pursuits. He would have been hard put to find a less auspicious place, the low rent notwithstanding, for a second-hand bookshop. The passing trade was all but nil, and he refused, on ideological grounds, to advertise. On the other hand, the lack of interest did make him relatively immune to shoplifting and burglary. He could put books outside on a shelf outside his shop and no one would take them. He would probably have had to pay people to do so.

An even bitterer disappointment to him was the uninterest of the local ethnic people – the area was multicultural, to use another current euphemism – in books, apart from the odd ganja-smoking Rastafarian revolutionary intellectual whom he would try to dissuade, I suspect without much success, from using mind-and-logic-destroying drugs. Elderly black women of the church-going persuasion would sometimes come in but, although all the available wall-space was covered in original propaganda posters from the Irish War of Independence, and of Mao on the Long March (in the days before he betrayed the working class in general, and Enver Hoxha in particular), the women were always interested in cheap bibles or in studies of the extremer prophets of the Old Testament. They were women who on Sunday wore white gloves and spoke in tongues.

The owner always lamented after they had departed the shop that it was a great pity that they suffered from the absurd kind of false-consciousness (religion) that was a baleful mental hangover from slavery. He wanted to alert them to their own true, that is to say material, interests, but it did not work. Haranguing them had no effect, so he attempted to awaken political outrage in them by means of reprints of a work of the Rev. Edward Blyden, , first published in 1888. The Rev. Blyden he regarded as lying halfway between the ridiculous pastors of the local pentecostal churches and Enver Hoxha, and therefore as a step in the right direction for those who were utterly blinded.

I might be wrong, but I think I was the only person ever to have bought a copy of the Blyden reprint from him. He had a first edition, but he wouldn’t sell it to me. I was interested in Blyden because I had once written a book about Liberia, now to be found in Oxfam bookshops at very low prices, even, or especially, when signed, and Blyden was a very important figure in Liberian history. Once you have written a book about a subject you remain interested in it no matter how obscure it might appear to the average man.

Blyden was born in what were still, then, the Danish West Indies, and later went to the United States, where he found so much prejudice against him that he emigrated to the newly-independent republic of Liberia. He learnt Latin, Greek and Hebrew, and was appointed professor of Greek at Liberia College; when he came to England, he was introduced to such luminaries as W.E. Gladstone and Thomas Hodgkin, the first describer of Hodgkin’s disease. I happened to have a copy of an earlier book of Blyden’s, , published in 1862, a collection of essays and sermons, including .

But no amount of begging would persuade the bookseller to part with his copy, which he kept in a special closed bookcase. No, he said, he wanted to keep it to show his black customers that blacks had acceded to literary civilisation more than a century ago, and that they had nothing to be ashamed of. Indeed, their rightful place was in the vanguard of the coming cultural and political revolution.

With the women, however, he had to admit defeat. Nothing he said could deflect them from their false consciousness. He pointed them to the bible and theology shelves, and also to his surprisingly large section on spiritualism, in which there were probably upwards of three hundred books.

Spiritualism, it turned out, was also not their thing. They spoke with the voice of prophets, not with the voice of the dead. Spiritualism was white, not black.

But why did a dialectical materialist have so many books on so immaterial a subject? I asked him, and he told me that he had bought the entire personal library of a spiritualist who had died. Every habitué of English second-hand bookshops knows the orange-coloured limp wrappers of the , published in the 1930s by Victor Gollancz, denouncing the Fascists, supporting the Communists, warning against Hitler, fulminating against unemployment, publishing Arthur Koestler, George Orwell and Stephen Spender; such will recognise also the grey cloth covers of the , set up in unsuccessful opposition to the Left, denouncing the spread of communism, atheism and anticlericalism, and publishing Evelyn Waugh. But very few, I suspect, will know of the existence at the same time of the . Certainly I did not until I frequented this shop, whose spiritualist section, incidentally, was overlooked by a colour lithograph portrait of Stalin.

The Psychic Book Club published hundreds of titles, all in uniform blue cards. The collection had belonged to W. Bristow, who inscribed his name and address on the inside cover of each in the spidery hand with smudges that often resulted from the use of an old steel nib dipped in an inkwell. W. Bristow’s hand, I surmised, was that of a clerk, a respectable man whose spiritualism was a kind of guilty secret.

And indeed, when out of idle curiosity I went to the address it was in a road redolent of past respectability, small Victorian terraced houses with disintegrating touches of mass-produced Venetiana and names like Crimea Terrace. The respectability had gone, of course, to be replaced by the mass bohemianism of our times, all cannabis and rock music. But it was not difficult to imagine the days when net curtains twitched as neighbours acted as the secret police of respectability, watching all the comings and goings in the road.

In my youth I would have sneered at the absurdity of spiritualism, but the passage of time increases one’s tolerance of the harmless errors of others, and the awareness that one’s own...