James Wherefore Art Thou, Jane?

1. Auflage 2013
ISBN: 978-0-9848605-3-1
Verlag: WoodRock House
Format: EPUB
Kopierschutz: Adobe DRM (»Systemvoraussetzungen)

E-Book, Englisch, 176 Seiten

Award Winning Book: Wherefore Art Thou, Jane? won first place at the Readers Favorite International Awards in the mystery division! In the lush, primeval wilds along the Choctawhatchee River, even the stillness has depth. Those who venture in might believe they are unseen, but nature has many eyes and all trespassers invite risk JANE PATE, raggle-taggle photographer, writer, and reptile collector, considers the remote areas of nature her personal stomping grounds. The risk fits her as comfortably as her garfish-and-guava-seeds existence. It is only after she meets REGINALD FAIRCLOTH, her inquisitive, interfering, English-gentleman publisher, that the word risk takes on new meaning. When complications of lethal magnitude further invade her life, she bungles further and further into the depths of peril--deep into a creeping, slithering world where it is one strike and you are out.

Autoren/Hrsg.

James, Jean

Leseproben

Chapter 1

Never wear dusty boots to meet an Italian Jacket.

“I’m Jane Pate. I called about picking up my check.”

She had hoped to step in, grab the check, and run. Who would have thought such extravagant luxury loomed on the other side of that unpretentious, oak door. Self-consciously she glanced down at her work clothes and boots. The secretary had started to search through a pile of papers on her desk when a striking man, mirroring the office that housed him, stepped into the room.

“Anna, did you manage to get the police report on Victor’s death? I can’t help but wonder if I’ve failed someone—again. I … what is that frightful odor? It smells musty in here.”

Jane backed away a couple of steps and held her hands behind her. Before coming into the office, she had transferred one of her snakes to a different bag, and it had left its scent on her hands. She hadn’t noticed it till that instant. The scent had always seemed rather agreeable, slightly pungent but definitely not a frightful odor. It resembled the smell of money to her. It meant another collected snake and a few more dollars in a dwindling bank account.

“Mr. Faircloth, this is Jane Pate who is writing that Florida reptile and amphibian book for you. Do you have her expense check? She called yesterday about it.”

“Reginald Faircloth—how do you do, Jane?” He seized her unwilling hand and crushed it in a hearty handshake. To her horror, he didn’t release it but brought it close to his face and sniffed interestedly. “I believe I’ve found the culprit. Are you wearing a new perfume, or do you, perhaps, own a pet skunk?”

“Perfume of course—Essence of Snake Musk.” She had tried to sound witty, but no one laughed. “I’m sorry if it is offensive. I brought some snakes with me to sell at the zoo. One tried to escape through a hole in its bag, and … and I …” At that low point, she wished she had never come.

“Oh, indeed, I thought you only required photographs for this project. I didn’t realize we were publishing a live book. Or are you creating scratch and sniff pages? Do you also write?”

His amused, somewhat-amiable expression belied the impertinent words that rolled forth so easily with slight English accent and no hint of embarrassment. Jane pushed a hand through the short mass of curls that usually framed her head adequately but now hung wet and saggy from the scorching, outside heat. Was this man in jest or had he insulted her?

Before she could reach any conclusions, he turned his attention to a checkbook on Anna’s desk. Furtively she studied his attire and grew more ill at ease. She hadn’t expected to meet her publisher here at his Panama City location—especially not such a publisher. The immaculate white silk shirt and Italian suit proclaimed that if he were a watch, he would most certainly be a Rolex.

Mentally she scolded herself for no forethought. She shouldn’t have come to his publishing house straight from the woods and dressed in her reptile-collecting clothes. She had read in a news article about his grand estate and auspicious publishing house back in London and should have expected something similar here. Furthermore, she should have realized he might actually come here at times—this dreadfully different man from the one she had pictured. Now this platinum-plated smarty mocked her industrious efforts to earn a living.

“You know I couldn’t survive on just my expense money.” At once, she regretted her poor choice of words and struggled to fill the sudden silence. “I collect reptiles for antivenom laboratories and reptile parks. That way I don’t have to worry about a job while I finish the book. And … and sometimes I get better pictures if I bring the reptiles home and use different lighting.”

“Are you expressing dissatisfaction with the size of your expense check? You know I rarely pay expenses of writers on assignment.”

When he handed her the check, she wasn’t sure how to take this man and his bluntness. If that was hidden humor in his eyes, it was humor at her expense. She tried to control her rising temper. No need to make him angry—there might not be another publisher interested in her book. At a loss for what to say, she stared down at the floor. His shoes looked Italian too. They made quite a contrast to her … She quickly looked up and discovered that his gaze had followed hers and now stared aghast at her boots—her shabby, dusty old engineer boots that had actually worn through in spots.

“I say now, maybe the check isn’t enough.”

“They’re my work boots. They just look bad. I didn’t get any dirt on the carpet.”

“How is it progressing?” He stepped closer and looked at her questioningly.

Thoroughly ill at ease now, it took her a minute to realize he had changed the subject and had only asked about the book.

“Wonderful!” She smiled and hoped her enthusiasm would make up for her belated reply. “I have some excellent pictures—unusual ones. It won’t be a typical nature guide or … or just another textbook.” When no answering comment came, she grew uneasy again and started to leave. “Thank you. It was nice meeting you. I have to take those reptiles to some place cooler. These hundred degree temperatures we’ve been having can kill them if I’m not careful.”

“Jane.”

She turned back uneasily.

“Jane—be careful. I would feel deuced uncomfortable if you got snake bit in some inaccessible spot and wasted all that expense money.”

“If a spot were inaccessible, I couldn’t be in it,” she jabbed back, “and I doubt my demise would put you in the poorhouse.”

She stood straight as she turned again to leave. The last thing she saw when she closed the door was a broad smile on the face of that impossible man. She groaned to herself. What had she done? She made up her mind to transact all future business with him by mail. Anyway, there would be no more checks until the book was completed. This money would have to last. Sliding onto the hot seat of her truck, she glanced down at the check. It was made out for the correct amount all right, but it wouldn’t do her much good until he signed it.

After beating her head against the steering wheel, she sighed helplessly, glad that no one could see her from the office window. She had purposely parked where no one would notice her tired looking vehicle. The compact truck had not served faithfully, or even adequately, but it was the best she could afford. She didn’t want anyone to think less of her because of a few rust spots or the wispy smoke it now emitted regularly. At least her publisher hadn’t seen that, she told herself as she headed back to the office with her useless check.

An empty secretary’s desk and a heavy odor of floral spray greeted her when she timidly reentered the office. She waited for Anna’s return and avoided making any noise that could invite a second encounter with the publisher. When sounds of movement in a nearby room drew her attention, she walked over and glanced in the open door expecting to find Anna putting away a can of air freshener. She found no one in that room either, at least no one at the desk. Mr. Faircloth occupied the plush carpet beside his desk where he proceeded with a brisk-paced set of pushups, though his face had now turned in her direction. Her common sense told her that many people seized moments of exercise when time and opportunity allowed, but as his eyes continued to study her, she felt compelled to fill the silence—again.

“Did you lose something, sir?”

Knowing she couldn’t outdo the stupidity of those words, she let the awkward silence reign while he leisurely stood, replaced his cuff links and intimidating jacket, and brushed some invisible lint from his pants.

“I was indulging in a bit of exercise, Jane. Since I’m a publisher and not a writer, I have to find ways to stay fit. I don’t have time to tramp through the woods and daisy pick for my health and recreation.”

“If you reptile picked with me, even once, you’d see how unrecreational it is.”

The words had hardly left her mouth before she wished she could recall them. They had leaped out all by themselves to fill the uncomfortable silence with this man.

“Excellent idea. I could use a change of scenery.”

Anna came to his open door and looked surprised to see Jane there.

“Excuse me. I didn’t realize you were in conference.”

“That’s all right, Anna. Jane and I are planning a field trip.” “Mrs. Torne is on the phone and wants to talk with you. She says she has new reason to believe the fire wasn’t an accident.”

“Thank you, Anna. I never thought it was an accident. Tell her I’ll call back.”

He stared at his desk for a minute before he shook off whatever vision had temporarily invaded his thoughts. When he looked up at Jane, remnants of distress still lay deep in his eyes.

“I lost one of my writers a short while ago—in a house fire. The incident has … troubled me. But we must get on, mustn’t we? How about tomorrow?”

She stood there speechless. She hadn’t actually invited him, had she? Who would have dreamed he would want to go? No way could she snake collect with her publisher—not this publisher. Nervously, she turned the tiny pearl ring on her left hand and searched for appropriate words.

“It won’t offend the trinket profferer if we go off into the woods alone, will it? Do I need to call him for permission?”

“My engagement ring, you mean?”...