Mitchell Burnt Out

1. Auflage 2023
ISBN: 978-1-78850-746-2
Verlag: Nick Hern Books
Format: EPUB
Kopierschutz: 6 - ePub Watermark

E-Book, Englisch, 96 Seiten

Reihe: NHB Modern Plays

On the surface, Michael and Cheryl have it all: a posh new home in suburban Belfast, good jobs, 2.4 pets. But things take a sinister turn when, living opposite a bonfire site, they unwittingly become the targets of a hate campaign involving missing animals, graffiti and explosions... Gary Mitchell's play Burnt Out is a blackly comic psychological thriller exposing the darker side of suburban life. It was first performed in 2023 at the Lyric Theatre Belfast, as part of the Belfast International Arts Festival. Gary Mitchell is a British playwright based in Northern Ireland. His plays, many of them political thrillers about contemporary life in Belfast, have been widely performed, and he has been called 'Northern Ireland's greatest playwright' (Guardian). 'His writing has the blazing conviction of lived experience combined with an unfashionable relish for strong plots. His best work has a stomach-churning intensity'Daily Telegraph

Gary Mitchell is a British playwright based in Northern Ireland. His plays, many of them political thrillers about contemporary life in Belfast, have been widely performed, and he has been called 'Northern Ireland's greatest playwright' (Guardian). His stage plays include In a Little World of Our Own (Abbey Theatre, Dublin, 1997), As the Beast Sleeps (Abbey Theatre, 1998), Tearing the Loom (Lyric Belfast, 1998), Trust (Royal Court Upstairs, London, 1999), The Force of Change (Royal Court, 2000, winner of the George Devine Award and the Evening Standard Award for Most Promising Playwright), Loyal Women (Royal Court, 2003) and Burnt Out (Lyric, Belfast, 2023).

Autoren/Hrsg.

Mitchell, Gary

Leseproben

Scene One

MICHAEL CHERYL CHERYL

MICHAEL. You can’t stand the mess for one night, can you?

CHERYL. I’m doing you a favour, buddy, don’t question my motives. Am I giving this to Lancer or are we thinking of heating it up later on?

MICHAEL. Don’t wake the dog. I’ll clear the table while you search for a movie.

CHERYL. As soon as you open the door the cat will walk in.

MICHAEL. That’s hardly likely. I haven’t seen her today at all.

CHERYL. I saw her when I fed her at lunchtime.

MICHAEL. No you didn’t because the ham I cut up for her was still on the top of her dish.

CHERYL. You said you weren’t going to give her ham any more.

MICHAEL CHERYL MICHAEL CHERYL

Do you want to dance?

MICHAEL. Have you forgotten how many times I stood on your feet at our wedding?

CHERYL. Maybe we should watch the wedding DVD and jog my memory.

MICHAEL. I don’t want to put the TV on any more. I want to talk about something.

CHERYL. I knew there was a reason for you making the dinner. Let’s hear it.

MICHAEL. Don’t be saying it like I had a plan, I just wanted to make the dinner so we could have a nice night. I suggested watching a movie.

CHERYL. And now you’ve changed your mind because you want to talk about something. This might work on the children you teach but it doesn’t work on me.

MICHAEL. Cheryl? First of all, I can’t slide anything by the children; they’re getting smarter every year. And secondly, this really has just come to my mind.

CHERYL. Is it about the animals? Promise me, we’re not going to argue about letting Lancer sleep inside the house. He’s a guard dog, not a house dog. I don’t want him getting soft and I’m not going to let you use him as an excuse to let the cat sleep on our bed.

MICHAEL. I’m well aware you think I should be throwing Scamper out at night. Lancer’s your dog, so he sleeps where you say he sleeps.

CHERYL. Stop stalling. Just ask me so we can get it over with.

MICHAEL. A conversation isn’t something you get over with; a conversation is something to be enjoyed.

CHERYL. Are you enjoying this one?

MICHAEL. How happy would you say you were right now?

CHERYL. Do you mean right now this second?

MICHAEL. No, I mean, in life, day to day, living with me and the two pets, in this house, going to work, all that, how happy would you say you were? On a scale of one to ten, one being completely miserable, contemplating suicide and ten being you just won the EuroMillions.

CHERYL. Give me an example of a five.

MICHAEL. I can’t think of a five. Why, do you feel like a five?

CHERYL. If I say nine will you put a movie on?

MICHAEL. I only want you to say nine if you mean nine.

CHERYL. Okay. Nine.

MICHAEL. Me too. Now, what would make it a ten?

CHERYL. You just said, winning the EuroMillions.

MICHAEL. What else though? Can you think of something that would make us feel like ten without winning anything or without involving luck, just something that we could decide to do that would make us so happy we would say ten?

CHERYL. I don’t know what would make us a ten. But you do, right?

MICHAEL. I have an idea. That’s all. We’ve been together for a long time now and I think we’ve done really well with the dog and the cat. We take good care of them.

CHERYL. We’re not getting another animal, Michael. No way. We’ve stopped going out because of the two animals we already have.

MICHAEL. I want to have a baby.

CHERYL. I want you to have a baby too, but science just hasn’t developed enough.

MICHAEL. I lied. I’m ten. I’m the luckiest, happiest person in the world and I want to spread that happiness. We have enough money, we have the house, we have two cars, two pets and we have each other. Sometimes I think nothing could happen in the whole wide world to damage what we have…

CHERYL. Don’t say that. Don’t ever say ‘nothing could damage what we have’ because that’s just like opening a door to every evil under the sun.

MICHAEL. We’re not superstitious.

CHERYL. Let’s take a step back and think about how we ended up being so happy. You had your life as a competent, primary-school teacher and I had my life as a hot, sexy hairdresser and then we came together. We pooled our resources and made ourselves happier. I own my own salon now and you’re chasing the vice principal job and you’re going to get it one day, I know it. Now, when you lived in your house and I lived in my house we were both paying mortgages. Now, we only pay half a mortgage each. We also pay half the electric and gas bills each.

MICHAEL. Which means we can afford a baby now.

CHERYL. Let me finish. You have a cat and I have a dog. And we both agreed that when they die, we won’t be getting any more animals.

MICHAEL. Because we will have children.

CHERYL. No, because that will end the vet bills, the pet food bills, the cleaning up.

MICHAEL. Not everything is about money.

CHERYL. I know it isn’t. It’s about compromise. I love my dog and you love your cat. I have practical reasons for having a dog and you have your silly reasons for having a cat. But I am prepared to forgo the benefits of a dog because it would be wrong for me to ask you to give up your cat while I keep my dog.

MICHAEL. I don’t want this to turn into an argument about cats and dogs.

CHERYL. It’s not an argument, Michael love. Nobody breaks into a house with a huge German Shepherd in the garden. He also helps us keep in shape with all the walking. You like my shape and I like your shape. You can’t take a cat for a walk and if somebody broke in, your cat would probably help them find our valuables.

MICHAEL. You don’t have to pick cat shit up from the garden or carry a pooper scooper everywhere and here we go, you’re sucking me into this.

CHERYL. I’m not. What I’m saying is we’re right to cut back on how many mouths we have to feed. I don’t need a guard dog when I have you. And you don’t need a cat to give you affection when you have me.

MICHAEL. The cat doesn’t give me affection. Why am I doing this?

CHERYL. My, our, dream, is to have this beautiful house to ourselves, Michael. Imagine just me and you, no cat, no dog. Or, when you get to be Principal and I open up two or three more salons we could get an even better house, a dream house. A kid, or a couple of kids, would destroy that house.

MICHAEL. Then why would we be doing all that?

CHERYL. To be the happiest people in the world. I’m talking elevens here, Michael. Pick any of your brothers’ houses or any of my sisters’ houses. Think about their lives. Think about their houses and the way they live. Chewing gum in the carpet. Jam on door handles. Cheeky children backtalking all day long or walking muck all through the house. Broken locks on the toilet door. Broken dishwashers, broken washing machines, broken microwaves, everybody sitting around texting all day and swearing at each other, or in your family, slapping each other or throwing weapons. Dirty nappies sitting on the kitchen table where they eat. Where they eat, Michael.

MICHAEL. They’re animals. They’re not doing it right. We would…

CHERYL. This can only be bad.

MICHAEL. Why, is it going to be evil waiting to pounce?

MICHAEL CHERYL MICHAEL DONNY

DONNY. I’m not interrupting anything special, am I? It’s not your anniversary, is it?

CHERYL. No. Your brother made dinner though.

MICHAEL. Don’t say it like I never make dinner. I make it as much as you do. As often. ( DONNY.) Here, Donny, did you see our Scamper on your way in?

DONNY. No. I need to talk to you. Two minutes tops.

MICHAEL. I was about to go out and find Scamper. Do you want to go with me?

CHERYL ( MICHAEL). Seriously?

MICHAEL. I can walk the dog at the same time. I’ll even take the pooper scooper with me. You can stay here and have a nice rest.

DONNY. It’s freezing outside, our kid. I was counting on you giving me a wee lift home actually, after I tell you what I’m going to do for you.

MICHAEL. I’ll give you a lift now sure and you can tell me on the way.

DONNY MICHAEL

DONNY. No, wee man, stop trying to get rid of me. I want to tell her too.

MICHAEL. Is it about the job?

DONNY. What job?

MICHAEL. Me and my mum were talking about Donny’s work situation.

CHERYL. I didn’t know he had a work situation.

MICHAEL. My mum was telling me about government workshops for long-term unemployed people and we talked about the sort of thing Donny could do that we...