Timlin Pretend We're Dead

1. Auflage 2015
ISBN: 978-1-84344-629-3
Verlag: No Exit Press
Format: EPUB
Kopierschutz: 6 - ePub Watermark

E-Book, Englisch, Band 10, 256 Seiten

Reihe: A Nick Sharman Novel

Sharman's getting married, and down at the nick they're taking bets on how long it's going to last. His new wife, Dawn (the ex-stripper), isn't going to settle for little woman status - she's got her eye on those mean streets. And Sharman's going to need all the help he can get as he's faced with the little matter of a rock star twenty years dead who's back and wanting his royalties. . .

In over twenty years as an author, Mark Timlin has written some thirty novels under many different names, including best selling books as Lee Martin, innumerable short stories, an anthology and numerous articles on diverse subjects for various newspapers and magazines.

Autoren/Hrsg.

Timlin, Mark

Leseproben

1

The phone call came on the morning of my wedding day.

That’s what I said. My wedding day. No, don’t laugh.

Ten am sharp, Saturday morning, the 12th of May. Only I wasn’t. Sharp that is. Anything but.

The original idea had been for me to have my stag night on the Thursday, thus allowing plenty of time for the hangover to consume Friday, then up early, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, on Saturday morning to get ready for the ceremony that was going to take place at Brixton registry office at noon.

Only I wasn’t bright-eyed and bushy-tailed either. Trouble was, the sort of people who’d come to a stag night of mine didn’t know when Thursday ended and Friday started. Or stopped for that matter. In fact I hadn’t got rid of the last one until about six o’clock on Saturday, just four hours earlier. Then I’d fallen into bed and set two alarm clocks for nine-thirty. Thank God I’d heard them. Dawn would never have forgiven me if I was late.

So there I was at ten o’clock in the morning, standing in the middle of the carpet in my tiny flat, shaking hard enough to register on the Richter scale, and wondering if it had been a good idea to agree to plight my troth for the second time in my life.

After three rings I picked the phone up. The sound of the bell was echoing around my head like a fire alarm. I held the receiver a few inches away from my ear, but said not a word. My mouth was dry and I had an overwhelming desire to throw up.

‘May I speak with Nick Sharman?’ said a cheery American male voice. A cheery American voice of either sex at that time on my wedding day I did not need. Especially when I just knew that a dead pig was probably in better shape than I was right then.

I grunted. It was a ‘yes’ kind of grunt. About all I could manage in my condition.

‘Good morning. I believe it is morning in London.’

I looked at the curtains that were tightly drawn across my windows. Outside it could have been dark midnight for all the light they let in. In my flat it certainly was, except for a tiny forty-watt bulb in the lamp sitting on top of the dead TV set. Forty watts was all I could handle then. Probably all I could manage for the rest of my life, the way I felt. And it still seemed to be as bright as the Blackpool illuminations.

I grunted again. A sort of non-committal grunt that time.

I assume he took that one for a yes too, or totally ignored it. Either way, he introduced himself. ‘My name is Lamar Quinn,’ he said just as cheerily. ‘I’m calling from Los Angeles, California. It’s one am here, and it’s been a beautiful day. I’m in the offices of Lifetime Records right now. I trust you’ve heard of us.’

I’d heard of them. Who hadn’t? They were one of the biggest music conglomerates in the world. But I refused to be impressed. A third grunt. What the hell did this geezer want? A weather forecast from London?

‘I work here in the royalty department. I’m first vice-president,’ said Quinn.

From what I’d gathered about American business practices, there were probably five hundred first vice-presidents at the company. All driving identical BMWs, wearing identical Armani kit, and drinking identical mineral water with lunch.

‘And we have a problem,’ he continued.

Don’t we all, I thought, as I sat on the bed and tried to put my head between my knees and listen to what he was saying at the same time.

‘What?’ I said. My first intelligible word of the day. Things were looking up.

‘Do you remember Dog Soldier?’ he asked.

‘The band?’

‘Yes.’

‘Sure,’ I said, and I did. People of my age do. What age? I hear you ask. The kind of age where you remember Elvis before he got fat, and you’ve seen every episode of Star Trek at least three times.

Dog Soldier. Jesus, I’d bought all their records when I was a spotty-faced kid. They had been one of the biggest American bands in the world in the late sixties and early seventies.

‘And Jay Harrison?’

‘Of course,’ I said.

Christ! He was Dog Soldier. All hair and cheekbones and Greek God looks and skinny chest. There had been a famous poster of him at the time, wearing a crown of thorns and being crucified on a rough wooden cross. I read somewhere that in 1970 it sold three million copies. I mean, a poster. Shit! I had one myself, hanging on the wall of my bedroom over the record player.

‘You know that he died in London in 1972?’ said Quinn.

‘I know,’ I said.

In the bath of heart failure. But it was reckoned that the big H had finally taken its toll of his life. Long after it and the booze had taken their toll of his good looks and talent. He was buried in Highgate cemetery close to Marx’s tomb.

‘Well,’ said Quinn. ‘We had a letter from him a month ago. Posted in London W1.’

‘Did you?’ I said. ‘What kind of letter?’

I heard an exhalation of breath down the line. It was so clear that he might have been in the hall outside my flat.

‘When Harrison died – to be blunt, Mr Sharman, you couldn’t get arrested with a Dog Soldier record. The sales figures were well down. Almost off the graph. But since then we’ve released a greatest-hits double, and all the earlier albums on CD, plus a lot of in-concert recordings. And then John Sloane made the movie a couple of years ago. Remember it? Just called Dog Soldier?’

I remembered it. I’ve got it out on video. For old times’ sake, I suppose. It was crap.

‘And frankly the sales are way up again. Higher than a lot of contemporary hit acts,’ Quinn went on. ‘All his share of the royalties are still being held by us. There’s been some squabbling over it. Some! That’s an understatement. All sorts of people have popped up claiming to have married Harrison, or to have had his children, or to have signed contracts at some time or other. We have a dozen law suits running currently. The money hasn’t been touched, and there’s a lot of it. Millions of dollars. The letter said that he was alive and wanted what was owing.’

‘Wild,’ I said.

‘Precisely. And a big headache for us. We talked to Chris Kennedy-Sloane in London. He’s done a lot of work for us over the past few years in the UK. We asked for his advice and he suggested that we, I, spoke to you.’

‘What about?’

‘About whether or not you’ll try to find out who sent the letter. If it was Jay Harrison or an impostor. That’s what you do, isn’t it? You’re a private eye.’

‘That’s what I do,’ I agreed. ‘But not today. I’m getting married in an hour or so.’

‘Married! Congratulations. That’s great to hear,’ said Quinn as if he’d known me for years. But before his enthusiasm got too much for him he was all business again. ‘Do you have a fax number?’

‘No,’ I replied.

‘Oh,’ he said. He sounded put out. As if everyone should have a fax number. Preferably from birth. Preferably tattooed somewhere prominently on their body.

‘Anyway, I’m off for a couple of days. Honeymoon, you know,’ I said.

‘Sure. I had mine in Acapulco.’

‘In my case it’s in Hastings,’ I said.

‘Is that in England?’

‘Just about.’

‘Well I hope you have a good time and the weather keeps fine.’

There it was, the bloody weather again.

‘So do I,’ I said. ‘And I’m sure it will. But do you think there’s anything to this letter?’

‘We don’t know. But we have to check. This sort of thing happens all the time when a company has a deceased artist on its roster. Especially when it’s a big name. Presley, Hendrix, Buddy Holly. But of course there’s always been a certain mystery about Harrison’s death. I’m sure you’re familiar with the story…’

‘Remind me,’ I said.

‘Well, he died over in London, thousands of miles away from home. There was no post-mortem. Like I said, at the time very few people cared. The only witness was his then girlfriend, Kim Major. She died less than a year later from a drugs overdose herself. The doctor who signed Jay Harrison’s death certificate is also dead. It was a closed-casket funeral within a few days. No one from his family or any other friends attended. By that time he’d alienated the former, and there were very few of the latter. None at all in Europe. There have been rumours for years that Harrison is still alive.’

‘Dig him up,’ I said.

‘Rumours, Mr Sharman. No evidence. Your British authorities take some convincing before they’ll supply an exhumation certificate.’

I grunted again.

‘So I’d like to fax over a copy of the letter and the envelope, plus some background information.’

‘Doesn’t Kennedy-Sloane have a fax number?’ I said.

‘Yes.’

Probably several, I thought.

‘Then send the stuff through to him. I’ll collect it when I get back next week.’

‘You’ll take the job then?’

‘Sure,’ I said. Why not? I was getting married. Becoming a responsible citizen. I needed the money. And I suppose I’ll never forget that poster that used to hang in my room.

‘Do you know my rates?’ I asked.

‘Chris tells us you charge a thousand pounds sterling per day, plus expenses. We’ll arrange for you to pick up the money from him. And please. Remember that these enquiries are strictly confidential. Have a nice day, Mr Sharman, and enjoy your wedding. We’ll speak again soon.’ And he broke the connection.

I looked at the dead phone in my hand. A grand a day. Very good, Chris. A tasty little...